I don’t know how you have been getting along all of this time without an elder god munching on your feet, but it’s time to stop. Thanks to ThinkGeek, you can slip into something a little more sinister with these Cthulhu Slippers. It’s the perfect thing for when you’re scribbling your latest spells in that skin-bound tome you found in Walter Corbitt’s basement.

Psst…kids. H.P. Lovecraft’s books are all available on the interwebs. Set course for insanity, evil impulse speed!